the golden question
So, amy, are you married?
can I say I am married to my job?
~ Can't think of a better answer to my HR director.
are you sure your job and not food?
hm. that's true. it's a close call.
so food it is then.
but wait, I need a job to have food.
ah. you're right
~Way to score brownie points in front of your boss, your boss' boss, your boss' boss' boss.
Well, since I shamelessly stuffed myself silly, I might as well make the best of the situation. Stooping quite low but since it kept me so full and satiated even until the next day, it was all well worth it. This may quite possibly be the first and last invitation they'll ever extend to me. fml.
can I say I am married to my job?
~ Can't think of a better answer to my HR director.
are you sure your job and not food?
hm. that's true. it's a close call.
so food it is then.
but wait, I need a job to have food.
ah. you're right
~Way to score brownie points in front of your boss, your boss' boss, your boss' boss' boss.
Well, since I shamelessly stuffed myself silly, I might as well make the best of the situation. Stooping quite low but since it kept me so full and satiated even until the next day, it was all well worth it. This may quite possibly be the first and last invitation they'll ever extend to me. fml.
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