XXXIII: Beef cake


Do you know what beef cake means?
an attractive man with well-developed muscles.
How would you react if a girl nick names you that? Would you:
A. Smile sheepishly because it means that she finds you hot 😊
B. Reply with a sad face because you know for a fact that your 6packs is a singular pack 😕
C. Stare at her in disbelief because her eyesight got problem 😨
D. Laugh at her and say "you're goddamn right!" 😤

I think most guys would go for option A, if not D. Chances are, those who go for D are those who really ate way too much of cake that they can only remotely dream of their own beef cakes.

While I ain't getting any beef cake (fml), this franchise sells freshly grilled beef cubes, topped with your choice of seasoning e.g. teriyaki sauce, sea salt, mayo.

My personal preference would have been just salt so that you can fully taste the beef but some people just like sweet sauce la. Not that it tasted bad but its sweetness was a little overpowering on an otherwise beautiful beef. They used good cuts where you get some fats with mostly lean meat. It was da bomb.

Or maybe we've been eating one too many of my overcooked beef steaks. fol.

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