D#15

Thankful
- my flight landed safe and sound
- tummy was being cooperative
- cheap mother of god booze

Learnt 
There is no such thing as free lunch. At all. If anything, what you'll be paying later as part of the 'free lunch' is going to be costlier than the 'free lunch' itself. Best to not mix business and pleasure. They rarely do go hand in hand. Maybe hand in dick.
Sorry. Of course that's not right.

It should be dick in hand.